Old Biker Philosophy

Saddlebags can never hold everthing you want, but they can hold everthing you Need!
Home is where you bike site long anough to leave a few drops of oil on the cement.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
Only motorcyclists undrestand why dogs like to stick their heads out of car windows.
Pie and coffee can be important as a gasoline.
If you don't ride in the rain - you don't ride!
A bike on the road is worth 2 in the shop.
Young riders pick a distination and go....older riders pick a direction and go.
Sometimes the fastest way to get somewhere...is to stop for the niht.
Midnight bugs tast the best.
And the best alarm clock is sunrise reflecting off motorcycle chrome.
Never argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.
Routine maintenance should never be neglected.
Never ask another bike for directions if you are in a hurry to get somewhere!
Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees that you ride alone.